Monday, April 15, 2013
Looking back at last week's election
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Little league baseball, moms and not enough apple pie
Little League Baseball, moms and not enough apple pie
By RAY HANANIASouthwest News-Herald Newspaper May 13, 2010
My son is nothing like me when it comes to sports. He loves sports, I don’t.
My parents were too busy working to spend the time needed to walk me through the rigorous schedules of Little League and other sports programs when I was growing up.
And if they did, I’d probably guess I would not have been very good at it any way.
But my son is in a Little League hosted by the Orland Youth Association. I support him and cheer him on. I go to all the practice scrimmages and I go to the games. I’ve even taken him to the batting cages
Although I’ve never been more than an “Easter Sunday” sports fan (ignoring the games until the Super Bowl or the World Series), I’m really in to his performance.
OK, he’s not a “natural” yet — a term I learned from Robert Redford, not sports. But being at the games only reinforces why I stayed away from the sport. I can’t handle sports-politics!
I used to always say that politics is my sport. But after only a few games with my son in Little League, I know sports is the real politics.
I’ve learned a lot, though.
For example, “good eye” is the most popular cheer at a Little League game. That’s what you say after a batter doesn’t swing for a pitch that is a “ball.”
See? I am learning. It’s not all hopeless.
I’ve also learned not to sit next to the moms, who cheer and scream instructions to their sons on the field. “Put your ear muffs on!”
I don’t know how the coaches do it. Sitting there while the moms scream out more instructions than the coaches.
That’s not to berate the moms at all. I admire them. Men are wusses when it comes to kids.
Want to know about sex? Ask mom.
Want to know about baseball? Ask mom, too.
OK. I admit it. Every time my son gets on base, I give him $20. (It goes in his savings account.)
Ever since I offered him the payola, his batting average has shot up dramatically.
That’s what dads know best. Have a problem? Throw money at it. Punish a kid? No way. Give the kid money and ask them not to do it again. It works.
Then there are the stories about elected officials in Orland Park who use their clout to get to pick the best players so they can have the best teams.
I’m looking in to that one, of course. But I’ll wait till the season is over.
It’s all too intense for me, though. I like watching the kids play ball. Why do they have to be under such pressure? Why can’t they have fun and learn teamwork, and the game, of course?
It seems too much for me. As soon as the moms start shouting, I’m down the field near third base watching and taking pictures of my son.
In the end, though, I think the concern of the moms make it all worthwhile for the kids. They’re young. They listen to their moms.
So here’s a toast to the moms. And I’ll bet Babe Ruth’s mom was at many of his first few games yelling at him often.
“Tuck in that shirt, Little Georgie!” (That was the Babe’s real name, George Herman Ruth Jr.)
“Suck in that gut, Junior! Shoulders back, elbow out!”
“You’re not focusing on the ball, George Herman! You want to grow up like your father?”
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
names, names, names -- Maher's make for much confusion and fighting
Dave Maher's son is Patrick Maher, president of the Orland Fire Protection District. Gerald Maher is running against Dave Maher's running mate, Orland Park Mayor Dan McLaughlin, in today's election. Gerald Maher is also the brother of Robert Maher, the Orland Township Supervisor who is seeking re-election to a second term and being challenged by Paul O'Grady, who has the backing of the Mahers (Dave and Patrick and their slate) but not the Mahers (Gerald and Robert and their slate). (O'Grady has some 19th Ward friends but he is NOT related to the former controversial sherif Jim O'Grady. His friend from high school is an O'Grady successor, Sheriff Tom Dart.)
Confused? Don't feel alone. A few days ago, in reviewing the Orland Park elections, the Chicago Tribune mixed up a photo of the Maher's and put a photo of Gerald Maher in the place for Dave Maher. Ooops!
I haven't even included Brian Maher, who is a trustee in Tinley Park and cousin of Dave and Patrick Maher.
This week also, a letter has been circulating from the Orland Township Republican Organization slamming the Dave and Patrick Maher side of the unrelated Maher family.
Can we call the Maher's a clan? Wouldn't it be easier on everyone if the political fight was between two families with different names like the Hatfields and the McCoys? Actually, I think this Maher duel is more ferocious and the Hatfield and McCoy fued ever was.
I'm sure we all can't wait until this election is over. Although in the dust and muck, voters did get a chance they would be denied in an uncontested race, to mull the local issues that impact all of us. So for that, we should all give a big shout out of thank yous to the Maher's, the McLaughlin's, the O'Grady's, the O'Hallorans, and the Younkers and Yunkers (another name similarity which I am sure was definitely politically intentional).
-- Ray Hanania
http://www.radiochicagoland.com/
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Grass gets attention in Orland Park, even when it's not officially "Tall Grass"
- Great web site. I love the local news. The other papers just do not tackle any controversy. It's good to see your site. The OPPD center is an eyesore. I drive by it everyday wondering the same thing. Keep it up. TJ West Avenue
- As a police officer, I know there is much talk at the station about your blog reference. The most interesting gossip is speculation that Chief Tim plans to run for Mayor. Forget about the senate, but Mayor is possible. Anonymous. PO
- Tim McCarthy for mayor? Yes!
- Cut the damn grass! I see the mayor's lawn is always cut nice and neat. Check that work out sometimes. LB, Glenlake Dr
- I thought it was an English Garden, but that doesn't sit well with our Irish Mayor. Debbie, Mallard Drive
- I love the site! Shake-em up Ray. RD
- Whatever happened between you and Mayor Dan? You were pals once and you served on the Civic Center Commission. Was it the Mike Brennan battle for the Orland Township? Will you be writing about that topic?
We love email here at the OrlandParker.com ... send it directly to me, if you don't want to post or subscribe to the Blogger.com system at rayhanania@comcast.net. We'll keep it all anonymous but you can identify your street name if you want it published.
BY THE WAY ... I saw two workers digging through the weeds in front of the Orland Park Police Department site this morning. The OrlandParker.com is read ... even better than the former site we ran several years ago when we were attacked by McLaughlin and Dodge. They workers didn't look too happy sloshing around in the drizzle and pulling the large plants out and putting them in a wheel barrel.
But, the McCarthy rumors are swirling around the community. I've heard them from a dozen residents and a few friends in City Hall. McLaughlin "retiring?" I don't think so, but that rumor is prompting the McCarthy for public office rumors and to be honest, McCarthy would make the town's BEST Mayor. I hope that either he does it or, if McLaughlin clings to office (as all mayors-for-life do) that Chief McCarthy will run for the U.S. Senate seat. No one is more recognizable than McCarthy, who is considered a heor for his act of saving the life of a president.
Ray Hanania
www.TheOrlandParker.com